I don’t know why, but he just looks so noble in that skirt and blouse. It would make a good oil painting. [Pic]

Natalie’s looking hot in pinstripes (NSFW) [Daily Hotness]

Free Movie Friday: Call of the Wild (1976)

Jack London. He was the motherfucking man. And in 1976, Charleton Heston was also the man. So the two of them combined form a great movie. Sure it’s not an-explosion-a-second action, but if you don’t like a movie about a man and his half-feral dog out in the cold-ass wilderness, then you’re just a commie [...]

Turning blow jobs into performance art (SFW) [Art]

You and I always knew that blow jobs are art, but this young hot French artist takes it to the next level, by showing off her mad bj skills on a microphone. Some man is very lucky, indeed. One suggestion though– more slurping, less feedback. More videos below the jump. Via: YesButNoButYes

Aria Giovanni’s Cooking for Bachelors 101 [I Heart Food]

Okay, so all Aria Giovanni’s doing here is showing you how to boil eggs, but honestly I could care less what she’s doing in the video. As long as there’s plenty of boobage. Via: Hollywood Tuna

Flavor of the Day: November snow bunnies (NSFW) [Daily Hotness]

Why do grandmothers hate Elvises? [Pic]

It’s a two headed animal video extravaganza! [The More You Know]

100 years ago, people would flock to the circus from miles and miles to come and see the clowns and people doing daring feats on the backs of horses and of course– freak shows. Without television, without the internet, the best you could hope to do to see something really freaky in your life was [...]

Lewis Black reviews the best and worst of Obama merchandise [I Heart TV]

If you missed it, here’s Lewis Black on the Daily Show, reviewing some of the worst Obama themed merchandise out there. I just can’t stop laughing just thinking about “celebrating the election of our first black president by eating a sloppy joe off his face.”

Daily Links almost as awesome as a pair of Japanese boobies [Daily Links]

It’s not a tumor– doctors find a worm living inside woman’s brain (Fox News)
Top 5 songs about dick (Afrojacks)
Cutest karaoke singer ever (Gigglesugar)
For your GOP masturbatory pleasure, it’s an Ann Coulter / Michelle Malkin pin-up calendar (Gawker)
Ozzy Osbourne vs The Lich King: Who’s the real Prince of Darkness? (YouTube)
The time travel paradox: Why you can’t [...]

Responsible drinking takes only a little bit of thoughtful preparation [Pic]

Marina’s a sucker for a rose (NSFW) [Daily Hotness]

Public access music video gold: “He Loves a Fat Girl” [I Heart TV]

This comes from the Queens, NY public access show, “Goddesses”, all about BBW big woman lovin’. But yeah, what else is there to say? He loves him some fat girls.

Tay Zonday is back with “The Year 6000″… it’s no Chocolate Rain, but what the hell [I Heart Internets]

Give the kid a break… after Chocolate Rain, Tay Zonday really thought he was a music star. So I guess with “The Year 6000″, he’s hoping for more internet fame and maybe he’ll get it. It’s about as bad a song as Chocolate Rain and the lyrics are just as stupid, but maybe he’s right… [...]

I want to get my clit pierced! Help! [Ask Dr. Yikihana]

Dear Dr. Yikihana,
I’m 22 and a student at Texas Tech University and I’ve been thinking about getting my clit pierced, but I’m not sure yet. It’s something I think my boyfriend would enjoy and I’ve heard it enhances sexual stimulation, but I’m sort of a wuss when it comes to pain and I’m not sure [...]

Flavor of the Day: Celebrities gone wild, part 2 (NSFW) [Girls of IHC]

Bacon Hitler frowns on your shenanigans [Pic]

Stephen Colbert sings “Another Christmas Song” [I Heart TV]

I know you can’t wait for Christmas… and you know what the best Christmas present of all is? Stephen Colbert’s A Colbert Christmas, which comes out on November 25th and is sure to be every bit a grand holiday TV tradition, like A Christmas Story and that Charlie Brown Christmas thing. He’s already sporting a [...]

The beauty mask that turns you into a waiting psycho killer [Dept. of Advertising Nonsense]

The beauty mask is horrifying in itself… did they really have to add “You Are So Beautiful” playing in the background? Are they trying to give me nightmares? Love that Joker! Via: BoingBoing

Daily Links more awesome than a chick dressed in lingerie and a stormtrooper helmet [Daily Links]

A list of a whole bunch of retailers shutting their doors due to the shitty economy. Ho ho ho. (Inglewood Today)
It’s been confirmed that yes, Hitler only had one nut (The Sun)
The hottest concert ticket next summer is sure to be Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts (Wonkette)
So you think you can take a punch? This idiot [...]